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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're gonna keep going a little rock

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and save B.A. Baracus.

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Wait, did you say B.A. Baracus?

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Yeah.

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They brought with them something evil.

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You see footsteps leave the house

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and they run straight for the forest.

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It's me, Lent, I'm over here.

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Can you help, help me?

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Of course we can help you.

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Hops on and holds onto the saddle

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and guacamole takes off

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and you hear a little yee-haw-haw,

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as he's going up into the air

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and then flies away.

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To the cave.

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There are two people.

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We already got little Lent home.

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Lent died a while ago.

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Oh, this isn't good, guys.

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Russ, you made the kid be the bad guy.

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Always with this shit, Russ.

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The eye instruct guacamole to take us

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to where she dropped off Lent.

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And drops you at the front door.

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We've really messed this one up.

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Go upstairs and there is more of the mist

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that you saw in the room with Sasha.

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And it's coming out of one of the bedrooms

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and you can hear inside singing.

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There is no time for singing.

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Lock the door, blow out the light.

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The hungry only, it's the night.

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I'm gonna have nightmares now.

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That's a lovely ditty, you teacher.

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You're like, dudes, this ain't normal.

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The little girl stands up and begins to shift shape.

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Ah, the fuck, yeah, she does.

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Thea just came to a realization.

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What's that?

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If the mist was the girl, where else did we see mist?

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At Baran's place, his sister is another one

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of those stupid Onis.

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Sasha swings at Baran and she begins

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to take form of another Oni.

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There was something that we were doing wrong before.

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Oh yeah, initiative.

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You guys have an initiative modifier.

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Did you know that?

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News to me.

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I don't even know what this is.

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I don't even know what you're saying.

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Yeah, like when you roll for initiative,

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you have like a plus that apparently

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you should have been doing for the last two years.

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Wow.

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And I just opened my character sheet

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and it's just right there in the middle, hey?

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Like armor class, initiative, speed.

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I don't have anything in that initiative.

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I know, because we hadn't been using one,

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but I was reading through some weird little

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small paragraph on initiatives

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and it's your dexterity modifier.

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And then as that goes up,

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your initiative modifier goes up.

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Oh, my dexterity is one, my initiative is one.

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Yours is one.

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So when you roll, you just add one.

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Well, that's really easy math for me.

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I can also handle that math.

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I think it's best if we learn how to play D&D,

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one rule every six months.

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I think by the time we are all in our late 50s,

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we are going to know this game inside and out.

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That's right.

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I mean, by then they'll be on like 12th edition, but.

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Yeah, there's just gonna be new rules every time.

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Oh, God.

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Well, they change.

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No, we'll be old school and we'll be like,

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edition five for life, six for life.

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Five?

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Five for life.

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Say for life one more time.

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For life.

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For life.

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Let's make sure we know what edition it is

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before we get those matching tattoos.

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That's right. Good call.

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Amy's got edition 12 already.

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No, Amy always jumped in the gun.

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She's trying to future proof her tattoo.

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It's just good thinking.

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Hey, don't touch my dice.

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I didn't touch your dice.

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You touched my.

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Wait, Russ, did you touch her dice?

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I touched her dice.

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Not cool, bro.

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Not cool.

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All of them, guys.

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All of them.

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Some sort of curse on my dice.

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So, you guys are standing in the middle

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of the living room of this house

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and Sasha has just transformed into the other Oni

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and it has given Baran a slice on the neck

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and he's down on the ground.

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Cause that's what happens when the man disrespects.

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He probably touched her dice.

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Roll for initiative.

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And I will.

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And use your modifier.

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Plus one.

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Three.

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Eight.

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Thank God for that.

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Initiative modifier.

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Holy crap.

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That could have been a really bad roll, you guys.

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11 for me.

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Wow.

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Good thing initiative doesn't really matter.

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Yeah.

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That's my feeling toward it.

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It's like, oh, who cares if I go last?

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When we're fighting one creature,

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I don't think it matters as much.

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When there's like 10, it's more important.

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But with one, it's fine.

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We got a movement.

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It's fine, guys.

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It's totally fine.

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Plus we've already murdered an Oni, so.

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So Flint, you are up first, good sir.

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So same sort of Oni as last time.

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It appears to be the same sort of Oni.

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He looks bigger than the other Oni.

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Okay.

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Cause why not?

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Sure.

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Bigger they are, harder they fall, et cetera, et cetera.

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Looks to be the same sort of Oni race that you can tell.

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Okay.

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I guess I will rush it with the old greataxe I've got.

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So it's 23.

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23 versus AC is good.

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Excellent.

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Six and 11, nice.

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17 and four is 21.

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And second attack.

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That is a 11.

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11 is not gonna do it for you.

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All right.

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Nulara, you're up next.

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All right.

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Looks like the Oni had a bad initiative roll too.

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That is 21.

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21's good, yep.

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So that is 10 damage on that one.

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Second is 20.

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What'd you hit him with?

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Oh, my flaming sword.

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Oh, of course.

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I should have said it's just the only weapon I use

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unless I'm on a boat and I'm not allowed.

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No more boats guys, we're walking everywhere.

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Definitely no more boats.

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So only eight damage on that one.

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Donnie wants to get in on this too.

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He gets a 13.

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13 is not gonna do it.

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Okay.

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It is the Oni's turn.

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So how I'm picturing this in the room is

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the room is about 20, 25 feet.

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So not a big room,

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but you guys are reasonably clumped

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trying to attack the Oni I'm picturing.

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Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Well, I mean, it's a living room, right?

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It can't be too, too big.

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No, no.

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So the room suddenly goes dark.

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Darker than anything you have ever seen

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or experienced and you can't see anything.

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Not even if I have dark vision.

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Surprisingly not even that you have dark vision.

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Am I blind?

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You don't think you're blind.

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Oh, okay.

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No, it's just an aura of complete blackness

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and darkness has encircled the three of you.

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Like the cone of silence, but the cone of darkness.

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Yes, so soon as this happens,

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you can feel the presence

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of the Oni moving quickly past you

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and you hear glass smash from what you assume

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is the front window of the house.

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And it sounds like he is running away from you.

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And now it's Thea's turn.

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Okay, so the Oni essentially like threw a smoke bomb

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down and like ran away.

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We're like, where did he go?

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I produce flame in my hand.

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Working for you.

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You don't see anything.

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I see nothing.

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Okay, guys, like if I call anything,

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I'm just gonna end up hitting air buddy.

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I don't think you should tackle air buddy.

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No, I don't want.

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Thea summons lightning and just kills everyone.

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No!

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That's pretty much what I'm thinking.

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So I take my turn to run toward where I hear him.

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Okay, so you run.

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Like carefully, I run, you know, like when you can't see.

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Okay, so yeah, you're just,

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you're walking carefully towards the window

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and you get to where you feel the window is.

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Make a dexterity check.

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15 plus.

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One.

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Oh, yeah, one.

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You get to the edge of the window

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and you feel it before you cut yourself on the glass.

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Are you going through the window?

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Sure.

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You jump through the window

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and as you get about five feet from the house,

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the darkness disappears.

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Oh, good.

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Okay.

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Do I see the Oni anywhere?

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Make.

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Puffing it down the street.

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Make a dexterity check.

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Whoa.

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Six and.

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Two, eight.

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You have a feeling that he ran off to the left

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down the street.

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See a couple open doors in some other places.

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Okay, well, I'm not gonna fight anything

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and I'm pretty sure, have I run my 30 feet yet?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay, then that's all I got.

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I yell to the other guys,

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come on, I can see shit out here.

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Probably in my Thea voice.

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Come on guys, see stuff out here.

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Back to Flint.

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All right, so I'm also currently kind of blinded.

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Yes, sir.

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All right.

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And I hear Thea yell out,

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so I think the sound's coming from one way,

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so I try to get into that direction.

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Okay, so you start to move.

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Make a dexterity check as you approach the window there.

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Okay.

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That is a 14.

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You do the same thing.

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You go and you find the window sill.

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You manage to get out of the window

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without cutting yourself on anything.

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So yeah, you get out into the street

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and as you get to about the same spot where Thea was,

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things are still pitch black for you.

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Thea, things, as Flint gets closer to you,

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things get darker again and Nulara, you can see.

275
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God damn it.

276
00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:10,379
You and your Trixie puzzle.

277
00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:12,700
I am the source of darkness, everybody.

278
00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,340
Yes, Flint.

279
00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:16,779
Or it's when two of us are,

280
00:10:16,779 --> 00:10:20,379
like it's a mass.

281
00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:21,299
Oh, could be.

282
00:10:21,299 --> 00:10:22,580
Like there's two of you.

283
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,700
Could be.

284
00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,580
Oh, but Flint has never been able to see,

285
00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:28,019
so not even as, oh no, because he was,

286
00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:31,980
because he was with you or he was with you.

287
00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,980
But I guess, is it my turn now?

288
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:36,659
Unless Flint wants to do anything else, but yes.

289
00:10:36,659 --> 00:10:40,659
Yeah, I guess if I can't see, I'm pretty much done.

290
00:10:40,659 --> 00:10:41,980
Oh, but I can see now.

291
00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:44,779
So I go to where they are

292
00:10:44,779 --> 00:10:47,139
and at what point can't I see, Russ?

293
00:10:47,139 --> 00:10:48,860
So Flint has moved about,

294
00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,659
Flint has moved his full move 30 feet.

295
00:10:50,659 --> 00:10:55,659
So he and Thea are in the same kind of zone area.

296
00:10:55,819 --> 00:10:59,219
You go about 15 feet, New Laura,

297
00:10:59,219 --> 00:11:01,699
and things start to go dark again.

298
00:11:01,699 --> 00:11:04,179
So just as you leave the house

299
00:11:04,179 --> 00:11:05,899
is when things start to go dark

300
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,339
as you get closer to Thea and Flint.

301
00:11:08,339 --> 00:11:10,860
Okay, so I say, guys, I could see,

302
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,100
but now I can't see again.

303
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,459
Can you see?

304
00:11:14,459 --> 00:11:15,860
That guy, bitch.

305
00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:20,179
So no, Ben.

306
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,500
I can't see over here.

307
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,860
So we have to do an experiment

308
00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:26,700
to see what it is, right?

309
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:30,539
Like if it's Flint or if it's us being together

310
00:11:30,539 --> 00:11:32,180
that makes us not be able to see.

311
00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:34,300
Okay, so maybe let's all back up to,

312
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:37,300
you said 15 feet from each other until,

313
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,580
like let's just back up until we get our vision back.

314
00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:41,300
All right, well, how about I stand still?

315
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,220
Okay, yeah, sure.

316
00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,060
Oh yeah, that makes sense.

317
00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,899
And then you guys back up.

318
00:11:44,899 --> 00:11:48,220
Yeah, you do that and you find,

319
00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:50,700
New Laura, you can see at about 15 feet

320
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,060
from where you think Flint is.

321
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:56,620
And Thea, you can see at about 15 feet

322
00:11:56,620 --> 00:12:01,260
from where Flint is, but Flint, you can't see.

323
00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,740
Okay, Flint, you stay there

324
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:05,020
and then me and Thea will get together.

325
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,420
Let's see what happens.

326
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,260
Okay.

327
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,220
You guys get together and you can see just fine.

328
00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,060
We high five.

329
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,260
Yeah.

330
00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:12,100
Sorry, buddy.

331
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:12,940
Was that a high five I heard?

332
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:13,780
Yeah, sorry about it.

333
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,620
It's like it's you.

334
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,180
It's all right, guys.

335
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:21,340
You hear from a house down the street,

336
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:26,060
a ruckus of sorts, some clatter of shelves

337
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:28,940
and furniture and stuff being knocked over.

338
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,139
Not a ruckus.

339
00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:30,980
Okay, I throw-

340
00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:31,980
Thea's turn.

341
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:34,860
I throw my rope to,

342
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,980
I'm gonna walk you like a dog.

343
00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:42,780
I throw my rope- Amazing.

344
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:45,940
To Flint and I say, you know,

345
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:48,660
hold on to this, buddy.

346
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,740
You can't see anything.

347
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:55,940
And I would assume that I would run toward the clatter

348
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,940
but I'm bringing Flint with me.

349
00:12:58,940 --> 00:12:59,779
Okay.

350
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,180
So we'll just say that you-

351
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,419
Let's like as a group maybe, can we all just run?

352
00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:06,460
I feel like we're not just gonna leave you behind.

353
00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:10,220
No, yeah, you run to the house where you hear the noise

354
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:13,340
and you step in and it's laid out very much the same

355
00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:14,180
as the other house.

356
00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:15,220
You don't see anything

357
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:19,539
in the immediate front entry slash living area.

358
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:24,419
Okay, so maybe they are upstairs.

359
00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:27,419
That's the place we found the first Oni.

360
00:13:27,419 --> 00:13:32,419
So I pass the rope to Nularaaaa.

361
00:13:33,299 --> 00:13:35,820
Can I ask a question?

362
00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:36,659
Yeah.

363
00:13:36,659 --> 00:13:38,820
Can Donnie see?

364
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:42,060
Like can Donnie fly over to Flint and see if he can see?

365
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:46,340
Donnie flies to Flint and he loses sight as well.

366
00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:47,180
Okay.

367
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,340
Well, in addition to our rope leash,

368
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:51,300
if Donnie stays 15 feet away,

369
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:55,139
he could also help Flint see telepathically.

370
00:13:55,139 --> 00:13:56,460
So he won't like trip and shit.

371
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,420
So we don't need to watch him so close.

372
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,259
Yep.

373
00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:00,100
Right? Good idea.

374
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,540
Yeah.

375
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,940
And the rope is 20 feet long.

376
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,700
So, so long as it stays taut.

377
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,940
Little bit of slack though.

378
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:07,780
Yeah.

379
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,600
Little bit of slack.

380
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,440
Of course, of course.

381
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,780
It is, we'll say it is Flint's turn.

382
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,620
Yep.

383
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,379
I just do whatever they're doing

384
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:15,780
because I'm tied up by a rope.

385
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,259
Nularaaaa's turn.

386
00:14:17,259 --> 00:14:18,100
Okay.

387
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,019
And we can't hear any more noise

388
00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:21,100
now that we're in the house.

389
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,100
Now that you're in the house, make a perception check.

390
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:23,939
Okay.

391
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:29,620
That is a 10.

392
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,620
I can't even remember if I get bonuses to that.

393
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,179
Do I get a bonus to that?

394
00:14:33,179 --> 00:14:34,019
You should.

395
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,500
How do you play D&D again?

396
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,639
I've already forgotten.

397
00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:40,779
With difficulty.

398
00:14:42,779 --> 00:14:44,039
Great difficulty.

399
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,700
Oh, perception.

400
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,299
It's right there.

401
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:51,860
So 15.

402
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:53,860
You see some of the furniture.

403
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,059
So when you're in the front of the house,

404
00:14:56,059 --> 00:14:57,779
there's a hallway that goes straight

405
00:14:57,779 --> 00:14:58,960
to the back of the house.

406
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,439
You see the edge of a shelf that has been knocked over

407
00:15:01,439 --> 00:15:03,899
going out towards the back of the house.

408
00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:04,720
Okay.

409
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,980
I guess we go that way.

410
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:08,539
It seems like that's the way the destruction is going.

411
00:15:08,539 --> 00:15:11,100
You get into the kitchen and you don't see anything there

412
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,500
but that's about as far as you can move.

413
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,620
And as you step into the kitchen,

414
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:20,500
make a dexterity saving throw.

415
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,820
Okay.

416
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,059
I will.

417
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,340
21.

418
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,179
Yeah.

419
00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,000
So dexterous.

420
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,000
You jump out of the way as the Oni's glaive cuts down

421
00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:35,299
in front of you.

422
00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:40,299
So you miss getting hit off of his first swing

423
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:45,300
but he swings again and gets a 24 against your AC.

424
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,860
Well, that'll do it.

425
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:53,380
And that will be 10 slashing damage to you.

426
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:54,220
Okay.

427
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,660
Since all I've done is move on my turn,

428
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,440
do I get to try and stab him now?

429
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,280
Take an action.

430
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,100
Okay.

431
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,940
Oh, well that was a critical fail.

432
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,140
So nope.

433
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:03,980
Let's just ignore that.

434
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:04,800
I'll cut that out.

435
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,640
That's fine.

436
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,420
No, I get my second attack now.

437
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:09,260
Come on.

438
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:10,740
What's your attack?

439
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,059
Oh, 18.

440
00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:12,899
18 is good.

441
00:16:12,899 --> 00:16:13,740
Yeah.

442
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,559
Okay.

443
00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:15,399
So I was so scared.

444
00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:17,419
I just tripped the first time.

445
00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:18,580
That's right.

446
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,980
That seems reasonable.

447
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,960
Save because it was five is 11.

448
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:26,019
Damage.

449
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:26,860
Damage.

450
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,700
Damage.

451
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:28,519
Damage.

452
00:16:28,519 --> 00:16:29,360
Russ.

453
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:32,340
I forgot what we were calculating here.

454
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,899
Russ was just saying that like,

455
00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:35,539
yes, okay, 11.

456
00:16:35,539 --> 00:16:36,980
And then I like poked him like,

457
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:39,539
damn, right down.

458
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:42,019
You're the only one keeping him honest, Amy.

459
00:16:42,019 --> 00:16:43,580
So thank you.

460
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,580
You're welcome.

461
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,420
Your turn.

462
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,240
Okay.

463
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,220
Well, obviously I hear that ruckus.

464
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,860
I like want to,

465
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:51,539
I like, I don't want Flint to run away.

466
00:16:51,539 --> 00:16:54,700
Like, I want to tie him to like a chair like-

467
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,899
You can just tell me to stand still.

468
00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:59,360
Okay, Flint, please, please stand still.

469
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,200
Right.

470
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,539
You're not my pet.

471
00:17:01,539 --> 00:17:04,779
So I say, Flint, I'm running left into the kitchen.

472
00:17:04,779 --> 00:17:06,299
There's been an incident.

473
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,359
I don't know.

474
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:12,899
Maybe, maybe Donnie can like to pass you some images

475
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,059
of what the fuck is happening.

476
00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:14,899
Totally.

477
00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:17,059
Now was it a spaghetti incident?

478
00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:19,180
Okay, good.

479
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:20,740
Cause we do not want another one of those.

480
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,579
I know.

481
00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:26,579
So I run into the kitchen and I feel like it,

482
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,460
are they, are they jammed at the front entrance

483
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,299
of the kitchen?

484
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,419
Am I able to get a clear shot at the only?

485
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,379
You can, you can get into the kitchen

486
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:35,659
to be able to attack.

487
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,220
Okay, very cool.

488
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,700
Then I will attack.

489
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:43,700
I will attack with my flaming sphere.

490
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:44,860
Okay.

491
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,660
I'm gonna burn this whole mother down.

492
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,140
Ha ha ha ha.

493
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:49,960
Okay.

494
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,259
Yeah, I throw that thing at his chest.

495
00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:55,740
Five, eight, 11.

496
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,580
Okay.

497
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:59,140
So because it's such a small spot though,

498
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,300
and now he's giving it to me.

499
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:06,300
Well, hold on, we can switch it if you want to.

500
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:08,420
Because it's such a small area

501
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:13,420
and because Nulara is engaged in combat,

502
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,820
you can do that,

503
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:17,660
but she will have to make a saving throw

504
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,259
to see if she can get out of the way.

505
00:18:20,259 --> 00:18:23,060
No, I'll change my thing.

506
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,259
I take out my,

507
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,860
I'm just gonna try to,

508
00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:30,140
how much damage was it?

509
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,560
If it wasn't tons of damage,

510
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,060
then I can risk a saving throw.

511
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,900
Eh, it was 11.

512
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:39,100
But I mean, I could do the same with a dagger

513
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:39,940
and I would get,

514
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:45,260
I don't want to hurt you.

515
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,300
Join the club.

516
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,380
Did Flynn get too close to you again?

517
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,740
Ha ha ha.

518
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:50,580
You're funny.

519
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,060
I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm just gonna run up

520
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:55,660
and stab, I'm gonna run up and stab with a dagger.

521
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:56,500
Sure.

522
00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:59,660
A 10 plus five, 15.

523
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,180
That is not good.

524
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:03,779
Damn, oh wow, at least I didn't hurt Nulara.

525
00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:04,660
Thanks homegirl.

526
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:07,500
As you go to do this attack though,

527
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,859
he moves out of the way.

528
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:13,420
Flint, you see the darkness flicker away,

529
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,660
but it comes back.

530
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,740
And Flint, your turn.

531
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:20,059
All right, so I'm guessing if it flickered a bit,

532
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,339
it's either, well, the Oni is busy

533
00:19:22,339 --> 00:19:23,900
being distracted by them.

534
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,460
He can't quite concentrate as much

535
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,539
or the time in the spell is running out.

536
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,819
So I guess I should probably just stay put

537
00:19:31,819 --> 00:19:34,180
until I can see a little bit.

538
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,019
Okay.

539
00:19:35,019 --> 00:19:35,840
I cheer them on.

540
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,660
I say, you're doing great, guys.

541
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:38,620
Back to Nulara.

542
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:39,460
Perfect.

543
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,500
That is a 14.

544
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,100
Probably won't do it.

545
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,340
14's not good.

546
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:47,100
But a 28 probably will.

547
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,059
28 will be good, yep.

548
00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:51,819
So that is an eight plus three is 11,

549
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:55,139
plus five is 16 damage.

550
00:19:56,619 --> 00:19:58,500
And Donny's gonna try and bite him too.

551
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,579
I forgot to get Donny to go last time.

552
00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:03,379
That's a 19.

553
00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:04,619
A 19's good.

554
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:07,659
And he gets five damage.

555
00:20:07,659 --> 00:20:09,659
Oh wait, there was something,

556
00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:12,299
remember I was doing his damage wrong.

557
00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:14,019
He needed an extra D.

558
00:20:14,019 --> 00:20:16,179
Plus three.

559
00:20:16,179 --> 00:20:17,980
Oh, it's just a plus three, not a plus two.

560
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,779
So sorry, Donny got six damage

561
00:20:19,779 --> 00:20:23,259
and the Oni needs to do a saving turn.

562
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:24,980
15.

563
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:25,819
Yeah, that'll do it.

564
00:20:25,819 --> 00:20:27,259
He took some damage on that

565
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:30,460
and Flint, once he takes that damage,

566
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,740
you get your vision back.

567
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:36,819
It appears whatever spell around you has now disappeared.

568
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:37,660
Sweet.

569
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,859
We can say that you just,

570
00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:41,180
because you didn't do anything,

571
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:43,940
you just deferred your turn.

572
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,420
So you can take your turn.

573
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,259
That would be much smarter.

574
00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:49,500
You can take your turn at any point.

575
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,180
So if you want to go now, you can,

576
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:54,779
or if you want to wait till after it's turn, your call.

577
00:20:54,779 --> 00:20:56,539
I'm going to defer till after it's turn.

578
00:20:56,539 --> 00:20:58,059
It's turn is now,

579
00:20:58,059 --> 00:21:01,700
and it is going to attack with its glaive.

580
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:05,259
First at Nulara,

581
00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:09,539
and that is a 19 against a C.

582
00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:10,819
That will do it.

583
00:21:10,819 --> 00:21:12,539
18 slashing damage.

584
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:13,660
Sheesh.

585
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,579
And it swings its second attack at Thea,

586
00:21:18,579 --> 00:21:20,899
and that is a 21, not critical.

587
00:21:20,899 --> 00:21:22,139
Yeah.

588
00:21:22,139 --> 00:21:23,659
Has only eight damage.

589
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:27,980
So it starts to run and burst out the back door

590
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,139
of this kitchen area.

591
00:21:29,139 --> 00:21:31,019
Flint, if you want your turn now, you can,

592
00:21:31,019 --> 00:21:31,859
or it's Thea's turn.

593
00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:32,779
I will go now.

594
00:21:32,779 --> 00:21:35,259
Is it still within range for me?

595
00:21:35,259 --> 00:21:38,099
It would be just out of range for you, but.

596
00:21:38,099 --> 00:21:38,939
But you can run.

597
00:21:38,939 --> 00:21:40,259
But you can run.

598
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,259
We're just throwing axes back or something.

599
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,659
Always a good choice.

600
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,299
Yeah, okay.

601
00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:46,379
I'll move.

602
00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:49,019
I'll take one movement to get, I guess,

603
00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:50,220
just out of the house.

604
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,619
So I've got like a shot at him with a throwing axe.

605
00:21:52,619 --> 00:21:53,940
Yep. Perfect.

606
00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:54,779
All right.

607
00:21:54,779 --> 00:21:56,539
Let me just find what I need for that.

608
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:58,700
Excellent.

609
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,139
One D6, perfect.

610
00:22:01,339 --> 00:22:03,099
So that's a 17.

611
00:22:03,099 --> 00:22:04,339
17 is good.

612
00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:06,419
And four damage.

613
00:22:06,419 --> 00:22:08,259
And now it's Thea's turn.

614
00:22:08,259 --> 00:22:09,899
Sorry, you got more than one attack, don't you?

615
00:22:09,899 --> 00:22:11,500
Oh yeah, I totally do.

616
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:15,180
Well then, how do you play D&D again?

617
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,740
Hey, it's title of the episode.

618
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,740
How do you play D&D?

619
00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:21,860
It's pretty self-explanatory at this rate.

620
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:24,259
So that's a 16 that time.

621
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,100
16 is good.

622
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:25,940
Oh, okay.

623
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,460
And four again.

624
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:29,500
Consistent.

625
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,500
He's bloodied now.

626
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,340
Thea.

627
00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:34,460
Okay, he is, nobody's in my way right now.

628
00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:37,060
He's just like made a beeline for the back door.

629
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:37,900
Yeah, he's gone out the.

630
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,900
Took an axe or two in the back.

631
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,900
Yes.

632
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,019
Okay. Both of those things.

633
00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:44,700
So I run out and I pull out my oath bow

634
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:47,620
and I say death to those who have wronged me.

635
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:51,180
19 plus four, yeah, 23.

636
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:52,019
That's good.

637
00:22:52,019 --> 00:22:52,860
Of course it's good.

638
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:56,180
3d6 piercing, 11 damage.

639
00:22:57,299 --> 00:23:00,900
It is back to the top, which is Flint.

640
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,500
Oh, that's me, excellent.

641
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,860
All right, so now it is within range for me

642
00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:06,420
if I want to run over there and attack it?

643
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:07,620
Yes. Perfect.

644
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,900
It is not running at the moment

645
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:14,820
and has turned to face his attackers.

646
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:17,019
To face sweet, sweet incoming death.

647
00:23:17,019 --> 00:23:18,220
Sounds like a plan.

648
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:21,380
All right, so I'm going to run over there

649
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:23,180
and attack it.

650
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,019
Sure.

651
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,140
So that's a 16, which I think you said was good.

652
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:28,980
Yep.

653
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,940
Nope, I totally rolled the wrong time clock.

654
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:33,740
This is the top one today, guys.

655
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,220
We are all out of it.

656
00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:37,380
All right, rolling the correct dice this time.

657
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:39,060
Three, awesome.

658
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:39,900
And a nine.

659
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,180
So 16, when I had four to that.

660
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:45,500
And I shall attack him again.

661
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:49,140
Oh, missed a critical by one.

662
00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:49,980
That's too bad.

663
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:55,620
Four, seven, 11, and four is 15.

664
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:56,460
He did it.

665
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:57,300
No.

666
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:59,100
Well, in that case, I should probably take

667
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:02,259
my action surge and one more attack.

668
00:24:02,259 --> 00:24:03,100
Sure.

669
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:03,940
Because why?

670
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:04,780
Because why not?

671
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:05,620
If he's still alive, I mean.

672
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:06,940
Look at you remembering how to D&D.

673
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:08,820
I looked at the page and it was right there.

674
00:24:08,819 --> 00:24:11,579
So I better get on it.

675
00:24:11,579 --> 00:24:15,299
All right, that one is a 19, so that should be okay.

676
00:24:16,299 --> 00:24:19,539
Oh, 12 damage on the first one, nice.

677
00:24:19,539 --> 00:24:22,579
And seven is 19 and four is 23.

678
00:24:22,579 --> 00:24:23,659
Oh yeah.

679
00:24:23,659 --> 00:24:25,539
He's regretting having turned around,

680
00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:28,139
but it's Thea's turn now.

681
00:24:28,139 --> 00:24:29,339
You said Nulara hasn't had a turn in ages.

682
00:24:29,339 --> 00:24:30,179
Nulara's turn.

683
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:32,019
It's Nulara's turn now.

684
00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:34,259
I got thrown off on this whole

685
00:24:34,259 --> 00:24:35,899
jumping in in the order thing.

686
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:38,900
Yeah, Flint got to just jump in there.

687
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:39,820
My bad, guys.

688
00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:41,820
No, we were all so excited you could see again.

689
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,660
18.

690
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:43,620
18's good, yeah.

691
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:49,019
Two plus three is five, six damage.

692
00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:53,820
Second attack is a 25.

693
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:59,140
10, 14, 19 damage.

694
00:24:59,140 --> 00:24:59,980
Nice.

695
00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:05,740
So you murdered an Oni.

696
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:06,579
Straight up.

697
00:25:08,099 --> 00:25:09,980
I don't know if murder's the right word.

698
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:11,579
Gangland assassination.

699
00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:12,779
You killed that Oni.

700
00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,059
Yeah.

701
00:25:14,059 --> 00:25:15,740
That was kind of self defense.

702
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:16,740
It was, it was.

703
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:19,740
Does he like mist away and Sasha comes back?

704
00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:21,539
There's no mist around you,

705
00:25:21,539 --> 00:25:26,099
but when you go back to the house

706
00:25:26,099 --> 00:25:28,460
where the people are, where you started.

707
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:31,339
I'm assuming they like went to take care of Farin

708
00:25:31,339 --> 00:25:32,660
as soon as we were all gone.

709
00:25:32,660 --> 00:25:33,500
Well, you guys didn't.

710
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,339
I hope so.

711
00:25:34,339 --> 00:25:35,180
So hopefully somebody did.

712
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:36,860
All of his villagers.

713
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,539
Yeah, like we were gone, so.

714
00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:40,220
If they didn't, they're real jerks.

715
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:41,060
Yeah, it's true.

716
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:41,900
It's not on us.

717
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,220
They are tending to Barin

718
00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:47,019
and Sasha is there also being tended to.

719
00:25:47,019 --> 00:25:48,299
Yay.

720
00:25:48,299 --> 00:25:49,340
Yeah, if you recall,

721
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:52,420
there was the gaseous mist in the room.

722
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,380
That's how I figured out that Sasha was an Oni.

723
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:57,220
Exactly, exactly.

724
00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,060
I was so clever last episode, you guys.

725
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:00,779
You really were.

726
00:26:00,779 --> 00:26:01,620
So good.

727
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,900
Not this episode.

728
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:04,940
We're sick this time.

729
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,620
It's hard, it's much harder.

730
00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:12,180
Yeah, so you have killed both Onis and you get back

731
00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:14,900
and yeah, they're tending to Barin and Sasha.

732
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,340
Sweet, we did it.

733
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,140
Woohoo, you guys okay?

734
00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:20,140
We did one of the 50 things.

735
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,500
Oh, I'm not great.

736
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,180
I'm at like half points.

737
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,180
Can we have a nap?

738
00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:28,180
I'm pretty tuckered out here.

739
00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:31,220
I'm not the best I've been.

740
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,820
I might be remembering this wrong,

741
00:26:32,819 --> 00:26:36,579
but did the Onis scare away the cultists?

742
00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:38,939
As it was described to you when you guys arrived,

743
00:26:38,939 --> 00:26:42,779
the Oni did scare off the cultists

744
00:26:42,779 --> 00:26:46,460
as it came in from the way they were telling you

745
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:49,379
the tale of the Onis showing up,

746
00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:53,659
it came in with the cultists at some point

747
00:26:53,659 --> 00:26:55,579
and the cultists started disappearing

748
00:26:55,579 --> 00:26:57,740
before the townspeople started disappearing,

749
00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,299
but the cultists left.

750
00:26:59,299 --> 00:27:04,299
Okay, so it seems like after I sleep off my half death,

751
00:27:06,899 --> 00:27:09,059
we've like kind of done what we needed to do

752
00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:10,220
in Little Rock, right?

753
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:12,899
Like we were coming to free them from the cultists,

754
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:15,220
but the Oni actually took care of that for us

755
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:16,899
and then we took care of the Oni.

756
00:27:16,899 --> 00:27:17,740
Exactly.

757
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:19,740
Yeah. Great.

758
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:23,220
Yay, I have a list of tasks that we need to accomplish

759
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:24,579
and that's one of them.

760
00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:26,099
Oh, wonderful.

761
00:27:26,099 --> 00:27:28,859
We did one of the things we needed to do.

762
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,140
But in a big old check mark next to that one.

763
00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:34,140
I jumped into the air like it's about to be a freeze frame.

764
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:37,620
Ah, I love a good freeze frame high five.

765
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,460
I love it.

766
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:40,980
So you guys are taking a rest then?

767
00:27:40,980 --> 00:27:42,260
Yes. Yes, please.

768
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:46,180
Yeah, so they offered to put you up

769
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:49,540
for whatever time period you desire

770
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:52,860
and this battle is occurring in the middle of the night

771
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:54,940
and when you guys wake up the next day,

772
00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:58,460
there are not that many people,

773
00:27:59,019 --> 00:28:01,180
there's not that many people left in Little Rock.

774
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,539
Oh, start baby making you guys.

775
00:28:04,539 --> 00:28:06,019
And you are.

776
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:08,860
Fill this town up.

777
00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:10,779
That's your answer to everything.

778
00:28:10,779 --> 00:28:12,140
This will be a town of babies.

779
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,220
It's like in Angry Birds

780
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:15,500
when the pigs come and steal all the eggs

781
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,779
and then they're like, we'll just make more eggs.

782
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,539
Everybody get egg making.

783
00:28:19,539 --> 00:28:21,220
Does that happen in that movie?

784
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,059
Absolutely does.

785
00:28:22,059 --> 00:28:23,299
A messed up children's movie.

786
00:28:23,299 --> 00:28:24,900
That children's movie, hey?

787
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:27,259
Yeah, one of the main characters is just like,

788
00:28:27,259 --> 00:28:29,299
don't worry ladies, we'll help.

789
00:28:29,299 --> 00:28:31,500
We'll just have to make more eggs.

790
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,019
Oh my God.

791
00:28:33,019 --> 00:28:35,019
Sounds like a great movie for kids.

792
00:28:35,019 --> 00:28:35,859
It's perfect.

793
00:28:35,859 --> 00:28:37,019
I guess they wouldn't understand,

794
00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:40,180
so just all the adults got to be uncomfortable.

795
00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:41,140
Yeah. Perfect.

796
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:44,779
But the following morning,

797
00:28:44,779 --> 00:28:46,299
you were approached by Baran.

798
00:28:46,299 --> 00:28:47,980
He's not looking great,

799
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:50,099
but he's up and moving around.

800
00:28:50,099 --> 00:28:53,900
The wound was mostly superficial from the looks of it.

801
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:54,740
But a flesh wound.

802
00:28:54,779 --> 00:28:58,980
And he says, I thank you for coming

803
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,940
and helping my people.

804
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,859
As you can see, there aren't many of us left

805
00:29:03,859 --> 00:29:07,420
and the town is in quite a disarray

806
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:09,099
being left by the cultists

807
00:29:09,099 --> 00:29:13,900
and the subsequent attacks by these awful,

808
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:16,420
awful ogre, oni things.

809
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,980
Would you be able to escort us

810
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:21,339
to the next city over Mirabar

811
00:29:21,339 --> 00:29:24,299
and hopefully get us there safely?

812
00:29:24,940 --> 00:29:26,859
And help us get set up there.

813
00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:34,500
Well, hello.

814
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,259
It's me, your dungeon master Russ More

815
00:29:36,259 --> 00:29:38,819
and this is episode 10 of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

816
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:42,099
This one titled, A Hunter in Little Rock, part two.

817
00:29:42,099 --> 00:29:43,460
It is a bit on the shorter side.

818
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,900
Everyone was a bit under the weather

819
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,099
and our heads clearly weren't in it,

820
00:29:47,099 --> 00:29:49,460
but hopefully some good goofs came out of it

821
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:51,339
and it's still entertaining for you.

822
00:29:51,339 --> 00:29:53,380
Let's move on to the comments and feedback section

823
00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:55,060
from other episodes.

824
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,460
Thank you so much for leaving us reviews.

825
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,620
Like I've said before,

826
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That's enough from me.

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Episode 11 will be available April 26th

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00:32:01,779 --> 00:32:03,140
when the Adventurers will continue

883
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:04,940
along their perilous journey.

884
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You have a super fantastic couple of weeks

885
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:08,600
and be the amazing person you are.

886
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,220
Now let's see if we can just pull it together

887
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for the end of the episode.

888
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:13,660
Here's hoping.

889
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Catch you later.

890
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:19,700
Did anyone else think Ogeroni sounds like Rice-a-Roni?

891
00:32:23,460 --> 00:32:28,460
I liked the amount of time that passed between his questions.

892
00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:33,779
I wrote it down and waited until he finished.

893
00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:35,779
I wrote it down and waited.

894
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,660
Oh God, Russ, when you're editing it,

895
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:44,059
please leave in the like literal five minutes

896
00:32:44,059 --> 00:32:44,899
between.

897
00:32:44,899 --> 00:32:49,899
Yeah, the timing was really good.

898
00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:52,339
I didn't want to interrupt

899
00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:56,379
because I thought he had some important things to say.

900
00:32:56,379 --> 00:32:59,779
That's all Tom was just thinking like,

901
00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:01,139
oh my God, Ogeroni.

902
00:33:01,139 --> 00:33:04,339
I was literally very singularly focused

903
00:33:04,339 --> 00:33:05,659
on that one thing.

904
00:33:05,659 --> 00:33:08,259
It did not hear the rest of what he was saying.

905
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,899
Does Baran want us to escort everyone in the town?

906
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:15,860
They're just giving up on their whole town?

907
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,140
There's like seven of them left.

908
00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,740
Well, there's more than seven,

909
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,720
but it is a small village

910
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,380
that previously had many, many people.

911
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:25,060
And now there's like.

912
00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:26,940
It's just a sad place.

913
00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:29,460
30 people, but yes, that's what he's asking.

914
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:30,560
Plus somewhere in the woods,

915
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,440
there's that creepy cave that the Onis were living in

916
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,540
with like literally just like bodies and bones

917
00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:39,519
of all their dead friends and family.

918
00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:40,580
I'd move away too.

919
00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:41,780
Yeah, that's fair.

920
00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:42,620
Yeah, it's a good call.

921
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:43,460
It's a good call.

922
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:45,100
How far away is the town?

923
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:50,100
Mirabar is a two to three day trek from where you are.

924
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:53,180
And where is that in relation?

925
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,539
Yes, to Luskin.

926
00:33:54,539 --> 00:33:57,940
Yeah, is that anywhere towards like the Misty Forest

927
00:33:57,940 --> 00:33:59,660
or the Serpent Hills?

928
00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:01,500
Well, we need to go back to Luskin, right?

929
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,180
To talk to Macauks.

930
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:04,019
Or to Luskin, yeah.

931
00:34:04,019 --> 00:34:05,500
Just to see like what's up

932
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,019
with the Arcane Brotherhood.

933
00:34:07,019 --> 00:34:08,699
If you look at your,

934
00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:11,019
if you're able to look at your map of Faerun,

935
00:34:11,019 --> 00:34:12,559
Luskin on the coast there

936
00:34:12,559 --> 00:34:16,079
more towards the Northern tip.

937
00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:20,000
You are, if you follow the River Marar,

938
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,239
Mirabar is inland from Luskin.

939
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,079
Where are we now?

940
00:34:24,079 --> 00:34:24,920
And you are-

941
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,759
Triangulate.

942
00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:28,079
Approximately halfway between Luskin

943
00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:28,920
Enhance.

944
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:29,759
And Mirabar.

945
00:34:29,759 --> 00:34:32,239
Enhance, enhance.

946
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,119
Little Rock, not on the map there, but.

947
00:34:34,119 --> 00:34:35,759
Enhance, zoom.

948
00:34:35,759 --> 00:34:38,320
So right by where it says River Marar

949
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,159
is probably where Little Rock is?

950
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:41,000
Yeah.

951
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,820
What do you guys think?

952
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:43,860
We could go help them get there

953
00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:48,140
and then it's just hopefully an easy river boat

954
00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:50,860
with the river ride back down to Luskin.

955
00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:52,100
I agree.

956
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,580
Plus it's like, you know,

957
00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:55,780
it's like saving a baby from a burning building

958
00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:58,260
and then leaving it on the sidewalk and walking away.

959
00:34:58,260 --> 00:35:01,420
Yeah, I feel responsible for these people now.

960
00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:02,660
You're safe now, baby.

961
00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:03,860
Safe now, baby.

962
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:07,180
I'm gonna get some pizza.

963
00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:09,260
Well, technically true.

964
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,300
Isn't the best.

965
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,980
I feel responsible for these people.

966
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,780
Yes, I agree.

967
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,060
So yeah, let's take them to the next town

968
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:19,539
and then we'll river ride back down to Luskin

969
00:35:19,539 --> 00:35:23,260
and meet with McAuth

970
00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:27,820
after we do this little, little side venture.

971
00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:28,660
Sweet, let's do it.

972
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:29,860
Sounds good.

973
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:31,500
Yes, of course we'll help you.

974
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,380
Excellent, excellent.

975
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:33,220
Thank you so much.

976
00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:34,060
You're welcome.

977
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:37,820
For character knowledge of Mirabar,

978
00:35:37,820 --> 00:35:39,820
Flint, you probably,

979
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:42,180
your character probably knows this quite well.

980
00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:43,660
And how would I know this?

981
00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:47,860
Because Mirabar is a dwarven mining city.

982
00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:48,980
Ooh, fancy.

983
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,420
Fancy, really?

984
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:52,700
Well, we don't go to a lot of dwarf places, all right?

985
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:57,140
That is largely populated by shield or mountain dwarves.

986
00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:58,220
I'm a mountain dwarf.

987
00:35:58,220 --> 00:35:59,900
I know.

988
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,059
And don't you have a thing

989
00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:03,180
that makes dwarves like extra love you?

990
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,019
It's his belt.

991
00:36:04,019 --> 00:36:06,420
Sure do, it's the old belt of dwarven kind.

992
00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:08,420
Amazing, you're gonna be so popular.

993
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:10,220
Largely populated by these dwarves.

994
00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:11,300
I'm sorry, Russ, did you want to say something?

995
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,900
No, I just want you guys to keep talking over and talking.

996
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:14,740
Fuck.

997
00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:17,900
Ogaroni, guys.

998
00:36:19,539 --> 00:36:21,900
Let's have a short game, guys, it's fine.

999
00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:25,780
Wait, is that a new character?

1000
00:36:28,099 --> 00:36:29,260
Yeah.

1001
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,619
Ogaroni's getting me way better this time.

1002
00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:33,339
I don't even remember what I was saying.

1003
00:36:33,339 --> 00:36:34,779
It's largely populated by these shield,

1004
00:36:34,779 --> 00:36:36,699
mountain dwarves, and humans.

1005
00:36:36,699 --> 00:36:41,699
You know from the last session at Waterdeep

1006
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,859
that Mirabar was not represented there.

1007
00:36:44,859 --> 00:36:48,619
Why they weren't is not something you know,

1008
00:36:48,619 --> 00:36:52,619
but you know that the city holds a large,

1009
00:36:52,619 --> 00:36:56,619
you know, large, large, large, large, large,

1010
00:36:56,619 --> 00:36:59,619
large, large, large, large, large, large, large,

1011
00:36:59,619 --> 00:37:04,619
city holds a large army of dwarven and human warriors

1012
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:07,339
that protect the city and the mines.

1013
00:37:07,339 --> 00:37:12,339
And also, Flint, you know, Mirabar was the last place

1014
00:37:12,859 --> 00:37:16,539
that you know of the Iron Fist of the Dawn

1015
00:37:16,539 --> 00:37:17,980
to have been located.

1016
00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:19,500
Oh, my old company.

1017
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:21,219
Your old mercenary company.

1018
00:37:21,219 --> 00:37:26,019
So you guys pack up, there are a few remaining carriages

1019
00:37:26,019 --> 00:37:29,339
left in town to help carry the people,

1020
00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:31,059
but a lot of them are walking,

1021
00:37:31,059 --> 00:37:34,900
and you guys set off towards Mirabar.

1022
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:39,900
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McCloud

1023
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:04,019
of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1024
00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:06,619
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